What: The skit starts with Kaelin with his mom driving to Joslyn's house. They knock on Joslyn's door, and Joslyn lets them in. Kaelin's mom being nosy, asks Joslyn about her family members from a picture on the wall. After chatting and drinking for a while, Kaelin decides to make the move to go to the restaurant. So, Kaelin's mom drives them both to the restaurant. They walk in, and are seated by Joe. Kaelin tells Joe that he wants two tables, one for Joslyn and him, and another for his mom. Joe introduces himself and gives them menus. Joslyn and Kaelin talk about what they want to get, and get ready to order. Meanwhile Kaelin's mom is complaining about how everything is too expensive. Then, Joe comes back taking orders. Kaelin orders for him and Joslyn. Joe repeats the order to make sure he got it all right, then moves on to Kaelin's mom's table. She complains that everything is too expensive, so she only orders a coke and says she will cook her own food at home. Then, everybody chats for a bit, and Joe comes out with the food they ordered. Joe gives everybody the right food, which makes Kaelin's mom very hungry. So, she decides to order a plate of dumplings. Joe promptly comes back with the dumplings. A few minutes later, Kaelin's mom suddenly has an allergic reaction to the dumplings. Joslyn freaks out but Kaelin and Joe, rush toward Kaelin's mom. Fortunately, both Kaelin and Joe are both currently medical students, and Joe rushes to the kitchen to get some ibuprofen. They treat it and all is fine. Kaelin's mom is miraculously better, and she goes to pay for the bill. She is surprised when the bill is so expensive. But, she pays up and drives Joslyn and Kaelin home.
Madelyn and Kaelin get out of the car and ring the doorbell.
Joslyn：你好！
Madelyn：你好！
Joslyn：请问，您贵姓？
Madelyn：我姓温(Wen)，你呢？
Joslyn：我姓(????)，叫 Joslyn。你叫什么名字？
Madelyn: 我叫 Madelyn.
Joslyn: Kaelin 和 Mrs. Wen，请进，快进来。
Madelyn: 你的家很大！你的家也很漂亮！
Joslyn: 谢谢！（Point at picture)这个是我爸爸、妈妈、哥哥、妹妹、两个弟弟和我。
Madelyn：我很渴，你有没有可口可乐？
Joslyn：对不起，我们只有水。
（Watch the news）
Kaelin: 那我们去中国饭馆吃饭吧。
Joslyn and Madelyn: 好。
Go to the restaurant
Joe: 请进,请进!
Joslyn: 人怎么这么多？你有两个位子吗?
Joe:有，有，有。那张桌子没有人。
Kaelin：我要两张桌子。
Joe：好吧。
＊＊＊
Joe：你们好，我叫Joe。两位想喝点儿什么？
Kaelin：我想喝可口可乐。
Joslyn：我也想喝可口可乐。
Joe goes over to Madelyn's Table
Joe：小姐你想喝点什么？
Madelyn: 我想喝可口可乐。
Joe：好我去哪三杯可口可乐。
Gives them the Coke to drink.
Joe：To Kaelin and Joslyn: 你们想吃点儿什么？
Kaelin：先给我们一盘豆腐，要一盘狗肉面。
Joe：对不起，狗肉刚买完了。
Kaelin: 那我要一盘白菜。
Joslyn：我点一盘豆腐、两盘牛肉面、和一碗酸辣汤。
Joe：两盘豆腐、一盘白菜、两盘牛肉、和一碗酸辣汤。对不对？
Kaelin and Joslyn: 对。
Joe gives coke to Madelyn
Joe: 你想吃什么？
Madelyn：还是你们的饭太贵了，我回家吃饭吧。
Back to Kaelin’s table
Joe：好，两盘豆腐、一盘白菜、两盘牛肉、和一碗酸辣汤。还要别的吗？
Kaelin: 不要别的了。服务员，我们都饿了。请上菜快一点？
Joe：没问题，菜很快能做好。
Kaelin and Joslyn chat, and after a while Joe comes with the food.
Joe: 给你们你的饭。
They eat the food and Madelyn starts to get hungry.
Madelyn: 服务员！服务员！
Joe：怎么了？
Madelyn：我太饿了！我想吃饭！
Joe：想吃什么？
Madelyn：我想吃一盘家常饺子。
Gives her the dumplings. Madelyn starts having an allergic reaction.
Joslyn: 怎么办、怎么办！
Kaelin to Joe: 那个饺子有没有味精？
Joe：有。
Kaelin:他不能吃味精！
Joe：我去找布洛芬. (Bù luò fēn) ibuprofen
Madelyn swallows the ibuprofen and is suddenly better.
Where: At a Chinese restaurant
When: October 31 2013
Who: Joseph, Kaelin, Joslyn, Madelyn
Roles:
Joe- Waiter
Kaelin- Joslyn's boyfriend
Joslyn- Kaelin's Girlfriend
Madelyn- Kaelin's Mom
What: The skit starts with Kaelin with his mom driving to Joslyn's house. They knock on Joslyn's door, and Joslyn lets them in. Kaelin's mom being nosy, asks Joslyn about her family members from a picture on the wall. After chatting and drinking for a while, Kaelin decides to make the move to go to the restaurant. So, Kaelin's mom drives them both to the restaurant. They walk in, and are seated by Joe. Kaelin tells Joe that he wants two tables, one for Joslyn and him, and another for his mom. Joe introduces himself and gives them menus. Joslyn and Kaelin talk about what they want to get, and get ready to order. Meanwhile Kaelin's mom is complaining about how everything is too expensive. Then, Joe comes back taking orders. Kaelin orders for him and Joslyn. Joe repeats the order to make sure he got it all right, then moves on to Kaelin's mom's table. She complains that everything is too expensive, so she only orders a coke and says she will cook her own food at home. Then, everybody chats for a bit, and Joe comes out with the food they ordered. Joe gives everybody the right food, which makes Kaelin's mom very hungry. So, she decides to order a plate of dumplings. Joe promptly comes back with the dumplings. A few minutes later, Kaelin's mom suddenly has an allergic reaction to the dumplings. Joslyn freaks out but Kaelin and Joe, rush toward Kaelin's mom. Fortunately, both Kaelin and Joe are both currently medical students, and Joe rushes to the kitchen to get some ibuprofen. They treat it and all is fine. Kaelin's mom is miraculously better, and she goes to pay for the bill. She is surprised when the bill is so expensive. But, she pays up and drives Joslyn and Kaelin home.
Madelyn and Kaelin get out of the car and ring the doorbell.
Joslyn：你好！
Madelyn：你好！
Joslyn：请问，您贵姓？
Madelyn：我姓温(Wen)，你呢？
Joslyn：我姓(????)，叫 Joslyn。你叫什么名字？
Madelyn: 我叫 Madelyn.
Joslyn: Kaelin 和 Mrs. Wen，请进，快进来。
Madelyn: 你的家很大！你的家也很漂亮！
Joslyn: 谢谢！（Point at picture)这个是我爸爸、妈妈、哥哥、妹妹、两个弟弟和我。
Madelyn：我很渴，你有没有可口可乐？
Joslyn：对不起，我们只有水。
（Watch the news）
Kaelin: 那我们去中国饭馆吃饭吧。
Joslyn and Madelyn: 好。
Go to the restaurant
Joe: 请进,请进!
Joslyn: 人怎么这么多？你有两个位子吗?
Joe:有，有，有。那张桌子没有人。
Kaelin：我要两张桌子。
Joe：好吧。
＊＊＊
Joe：你们好，我叫Joe。两位想喝点儿什么？
Kaelin：我想喝可口可乐。
Joslyn：我也想喝可口可乐。
Joe goes over to Madelyn's Table
Joe：小姐你想喝点什么？
Madelyn: 我想喝可口可乐。
Joe：好我去哪三杯可口可乐。
Gives them the Coke to drink.
Joe：To Kaelin and Joslyn: 你们想吃点儿什么？
Kaelin：先给我们一盘豆腐，要一盘狗肉面。
Joe：对不起，狗肉刚买完了。
Kaelin: 那我要一盘白菜。
Joslyn：我点一盘豆腐、两盘牛肉面、和一碗酸辣汤。
Joe：两盘豆腐、一盘白菜、两盘牛肉、和一碗酸辣汤。对不对？
Kaelin and Joslyn: 对。
Joe gives coke to Madelyn
Joe: 你想吃什么？
Madelyn：还是你们的饭太贵了，我回家吃饭吧。
Back to Kaelin’s table
Joe：好，两盘豆腐、一盘白菜、两盘牛肉、和一碗酸辣汤。还要别的吗？
Kaelin: 不要别的了。服务员，我们都饿了。请上菜快一点？
Joe：没问题，菜很快能做好。
Kaelin and Joslyn chat, and after a while Joe comes with the food.
Joe: 给你们你的饭。
They eat the food and Madelyn starts to get hungry.
Madelyn: 服务员！服务员！
Joe：怎么了？
Madelyn：我太饿了！我想吃饭！
Joe：想吃什么？
Madelyn：我想吃一盘家常饺子。
Gives her the dumplings.
Madelyn starts having an allergic reaction.
Joslyn: 怎么办、怎么办！
Kaelin to Joe: 那个饺子有没有味精？
Joe：有。
Kaelin:他不能吃味精！
Joe：我去找布洛芬. (Bù luò fēn) ibuprofen
Madelyn swallows the ibuprofen and is suddenly better.
Madelyn：谢谢你！我去下线。
Joe：两盘豆腐、一盘白菜、两盘牛肉、一碗酸辣汤、一盘饺子、和三杯可口可乐。一共一百三十五块。
Madelyn：这么贵！好给你一百三十五块。
Joe：谢谢您！再见！
All Three: 再见！
Drive Joslyn Home
Kaelin to Madelyn: 妈妈，我和Joslyn 去看电影。再见！